Annual auto sale-a-bration

An advanced degree

Soon, it will be Dr. Wash, Esq.

Gee, thanks

And after you've run over your free road hazard (nails? cut glass?) you can buy more tires.

A new hybrid

"As if they don't have enough problems already," a reader writes.

Maaco makeover

"Not only can Maaco fix your wrecked Toyota pickup," a Florida reader writes,"they can turn it into a Nissan!"

Corolla, caroler, cholera …

If you sell it, learn to spell it.

Cattle drive

What traveling cows use when they need more head room.

For sale: Truck plus big woman from Holland

For real: heavy-duty winch.

Federal fakeout

You'd better open this impressive "Documented Mail" for "Official Use Only" from the "Records Processing Division." Otherwise you'll miss a Nissan sale lasting FOUR DAYS ONLY!!!

Say it ain't so

Great. When you sin, it tells you how to go to hell.

'Nuff said