
Imagine what this package must have looked like with more plastic.

A California reader scratched her head over the name of this anti-itch lotion. Sarna, it turns out, is Spanish for mange, scabies—or itch.

We hear you're forced to eat glazed Munchkins until you pop. (A missing letter would have helped direct drivers to a Shell gas station.)

Oh, never mind.

Lotus Vodka, "enhanced" with vitamins B3, B5, B12, ginseng, and other extras, might be part of a new trend: value-added indulgences. We recently received an e-mail about Intentional Chocolate, "infused with positive intention by meditating monks." Next up, antioxidant cigarettes?


