Selling it

Less-agna

When the man who bought this product complained to Milano's, a company rep conceded that "the packaging needs improvement." So will the product and package now be the same size? Of course not. "We are working with the marketing department," the rep said, "to come up with a place on the front of the package to state the lasagna is in an interior package to help avoid any misunderstandings."

That's one big box

Good thing the wine stays fresher longer. It might take a while to drink that much.

Fiber fib

Think these sheets are Egyptian cotton? Think again. The tiny type reveals they're microfiber, with the same "soft touch as" Egyptian cotton. A snarky company rep blamed our reader for missing the comparison. "It doesn't say it's made of," he wrote in an e-mail.

What will they think of next?

"No thanks, brought my own," writes the reader who saw this listing. "But I was hoping for WiFi."

The wrong wonder

"How much do you know about the Natural Wonders located in North America?" is the question on a box of Safeway cereal. But the box isn't too enlightening. The picture under Sequoia National Park is of the famed Chandelier Tree, a coast redwood more than 400 miles northwest of the park.

Give yourself credit

A reader says he photographed this sign at his local gas station. "Of course," he writes, "the pumps are all self service!"

Sweet talk

Wait—isn't that what your mouth will contain?

And the point is …

We're still scratching our heads over the warnings on the Bubble Night Light.