
Here, snippets of a receipt Sears gave a reader who bought three items. She measured the whole strip at 42¾ inches. A tree might have been saved, she says, if she'd been asked whether she wanted extra offers.

So clear, so bright—if only we could get reception this good.

From left, pitches from Start Smart Learning Center, Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, and Happy Days Child Development Center, where someone seems to be challenged not only by spelling but also by math: The copy boasts a "very low teacher/child ratio."

Let's examine the skin that's been lifted, tightened, and smoothed in that "After" photo. But wait: Something is blocking our view.

At left, a snag-proof cat leash; at right, a Peerlesspet tie-out cable "for dogs up to 200 lbs." Or not.

Change the name, folks.

"You have to admire the customer care experience at Wells Fargo," writes a doctor and longtime customer, who received this new credit card. He works with some associates.

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